Eyes on the Street: Halloween Caption Contest

Help us put a caption to this picture. Here’s one from me: “This is what Gavin Newsom worried the west side neighbors would have done to him if he supported extending meters citywide.”
Oh, and Fear the Beard! Go Giants!!
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